Tuesday, August 30, 2011

HOW DO YOU EAT YOUR OREO COOKIES?


 How do you eat your Oreo cookies? It's funny that different people eats it in different ways..please read on!!

Oreo Personality Test

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:
1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverish nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.


Your Personality:

1. The whole thing.
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.
2. One bite at a time.
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.
3. Slow and Methodical.
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.
4. Feverish Nibbles.
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.
5. Dunked.
Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.
6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.
You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
You enjoy pain.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.
10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you.



Rain






Friday, August 26, 2011

DO NOT STAND AT MY GRAVE AND WEEP

by Pam Enriquez Palad on Sunday, August 24, 2008 at 12:05am
I am listening to Libera tonight and I’ve heard this song for the first time, just the title itself touched me deeply…it inspired me to compose a poem with the same title.  Do not get alarmed though ha-ha-ha..I am in the best of everything, I just love writing morbid thoughts as my way of extracting negativity from the inside out…here goes:


DO NOT STAND IN MY GRAVE AND WEEP
by☂♥Rain♥☂
082308 @ 11:43PM


God gave you life go and celebrate it..
God gave you health do not waste it.
Smile and face the world, shoulder straight,
Your castle is there, your dreams await..


Sing no sad song for me, I won’t hear the melodies
But rather dance, be happy coz no more agonies…
All was left of me are the memories….
pick the good ones, not those tinge with worries.


Plant no flowers in my grave, it’s useless…
Their beauty I won’t see, the smell I won’t care less.
But I ask you to plant me a big, big tree..
Branches reaching to the heavens, leaves swaying free..


Do not stand at my grave and weep..
Go home, get dressed and pray before you sleep.
because tomorrow is another day, my sweet..
Maybe it would be the day that you and I again shall meet.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

RAIN Forest

My Plantation at the Office

When did I started loving plants and trees? I don't really remember but as a child I am at my happiest when I am up a tree any fruit bearing trees (or not) and reading a book. Being in family of Six children, I didn't really had the privacy. The little monkeys oops my siblings are noisy and crazy, snot in their nose and smelly soiled diapers so up the tree I goes (well I am a monkey too, I guess).  How many times my parents reminded me that I was a girl and girls don't climb trees wearing dresses and showing their knickers but boy did I ever listen?

Okay back to loving the plants (and Trees)....
I love their fruits...I love them as foods..I even like them as decorations
But that's not LOVE..just a necessity. 

Until I met Claire Hatab, the wife of Doctor Hatab my boss.  I used to work in a Medical Office when I was in Tennessee as their office manager. Claire love plants and flowers our office looks more like a garden than a clinic or medical office. Our patients really admire them. Anyhoo, Claire told me one day that I will take care of these plants (one of my duties and responsibilities) I don't know anything about Medicine, Patients, Diseases and  of course PLANTS! ask me again why I work there? I needed the change..I needed the excitement of learning new stuff. So......back to plants...On the first day I was left alone with them, I had a heart to heart talk to the plants (I felt stupid) knowing that they will not understand, so most probably I was talking only to myself.

"Plants...pretty and beautiful plants, listen to me! I am your new MOM...I will be the one taking care of you guys from now on so you better not die on me or my boss will fire me..when I told you to drink water...you drink water..and grow and flower..whatever you guys do..DON"T DIE!!!, okay" I told them.

I looked at them waiting for the scream................Silence.

Days passed, then weeks..I am learning medicine as if I was born to do it..my boss noticed my knack of remembering all the medical terms he taught me, my superb organizational skill and of course my charm of making our old patients smile and chit-chat with me.

Then one day I looked up and noticed the vine nearer to me..and for some reason I can feel it...as if it's watching me I looked at all the plants and all the leaves are all leaning and growing towards me...scary right? YOU BET your ass it was scary! But they are just plants, innocent looking plants...something in my heart made me realized as stupid and slow as I am..THEY ARE ALIVE!, they can hear me..notice me..being there with me..loving me..I can't hear them talk like pets..but in their own little ways I know they love me by being beautiful and thriving..one day my Boss's wife came down to visit bringing me some goodies and she was surprised how her plants have grown..she said: "You have a green thumb"

From then on, I fell crazily and irrevocably in love with plants (and Trees). wherever I go I always have plants surrounding me..I can't live without them..my cubicle in the office looks like a farm and everybody was amazed how can I possibly have this plants as green as this in not so perfect environment for them..I told them LOVE is enough  (and water and some vitamins, of course).

Oh...I am not working at the Medical office anymore though the Doctor and his wife are still my friends now. I may be good with documentation but I am not a "patient person" I failed the number one rule in healthcare and medical business:

  • Thou shall not get too close and get attached with thy patients. 
One of my fave patient died and it broke my heart.

I just love plants............ ( and Trees...PaLmtrees especially)


created by: Rain


Tuesday, August 23, 2011

FRIENDSHIP


Seeing you,
Seeing her,

Seeing us...

I can still see me and you growing old together
but she deserves to be happy more than I do
So I will fold and let her lead you home...

wishing that she will love you as I do,
That she would patch your broken heart...
and make you happy finally, then I'll be happy too!


I can see you hesitating, looking my way..
I smiled at you in my heart wanting you to stay.
Then I saw her looking at you with love in her gaze.
So I broke the spell and brushed the tears from my eyes.
Smile on my lips told you my goodbyes..
Laying my cards on the table facing down.
Friendship won, and I have lost..
The Love, I love the most.


....Uprooting my namesake trees.



created by:  Rain



Friday, August 5, 2011

TUMBLEWEEDS



Roll Tumbleweeds, roll
What are you running away for?
Are you leaving what you called home...
To meet you lover's beck & call?

You keep on tumbling along..
where the winds of human foibles blows.
Run away my dear Tumbleweeds...
Along the way plant your tumbleseeds!

  

created by: Rain